Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]

Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]

Carrera, maker of awesome slot car sets, also does toy-grade RC cars, for which we have the commercial below. Go ahead and watch it, because it is really something. The fact that it’s in German just makes it more bananas:

OK, lets take this thing apart:

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
Over-the-shoulder shot, scoping the ladies. Let’s see if these boys got game.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
Toy cars up in here. That’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
Oh yeah, it’s on. You can tell because they’re doing that “lowering your sunglasses because cool-guy s–t is about to go down” move that only happens in teen movies and in commercials like this that are trying to be like them.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
The meet-cute mission. Steady boys, toy cars are basically cute-girl-repellent, but let’s see where this goes.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
“OMG Becky what is going on here?” OK boys, you have their attention.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
The cars squirt water. “Hey ladies, cool off your feet? Ha ha ha, I’m Zack and this is my boy Cody, what are your names?” Maybe that’ll work.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
Oh crap my dude, in the face, really? She’s not feeling it brah.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
Super not feeling it.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
“LOL we pwned those girls.” Good lord you guys are clueless.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
So at this point, the raging streams pumping out of those toy cars have driven the girls from their chairs and into the pool.

 

RC Car Action - RC Cars & Trucks | Check Out These Dorks [VIDEO]
Which apparently was the plan, because now Z-Man and C-Dawg are toasting each other in the girls’ chairs, and drinking their girly drinks. That’ll be a cool story on Monday.
“Hey, guess who we saw at the pool. Becky and Kayla.”
“Whoa, like in bikinis and everything?”
“Uh, yeah, I guess.”
“Oh damn son, did you talk to them?”
“What? No! We squirted them with our toy cars, stole their chairs, and drank their drinks!” (Holds up hand for high-five, gets left hanging)
“You guys are frickin’ weird.”

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Updated: August 9, 2018 — 12:10 PM
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